You ain`t got no s**t for me, fool

My mama and your mama was talkin` a little s**t
My mama called your mama a bulldaggin` ass bitch
I know your sister, and the bitch ain`t s**t
She slayed me and all the boys, and even sucked our dick

Jack and Jill, went up the hill to have a little fun
Jack got mad, kicked Jill, in the ass `cause she couldn`t make him c**
Mama bear and papa bear went for a walk through the forest
Mama bear asked papa bear, could he eat her porridge

Papa bear said, "S**t bitch, you must think I`m sick
Just get down here on your knees and suck this bad ass dick"
Abraham Lincoln was a good old man
He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand
Said, "Excuse me lady, I`m doin` my duty
So pull down your pants and give me some booty"

There`s an old lady who lives in a shoe
Got a house full of kids don`t know what to do
She sucked and f**ked all the ni**as around
When it`s time to pay rent couldn`t none be found

Little miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet
With her legs gapped open wide
Up came a spider looked up inside her
And said, "That pussy`s wide"

Little Jack Horner, sat in a corner
F**king this cutie pie
Stuck in his thumb, made the bitch c**
Said, "Hell, of a ni**a am I"

Humpty Dumpty, fell off the wall
`Cause a hoe on the Ave. was sucking his balls
All the king`s horses and all the king`s men
Couldn`t put that fat motherf**ker back together again

Hey wait, I got one, did this, I got one, check this out
The two dudes, dig this, the two dudes
Two dudes dressed like nuns, right

Little Red Riding Hood, was on her way
To grandmother`s house
But before she got there she met this man
That turned her hot ass out

Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair
The dog`s on my ass and gettin` near
The hair came loose and fell in a lake
Bitch, check the weave that`s in that lake

Bitch, get that weave out
You dirty bitch, get that weave out
Mix say, bitch, get that weave out

Hey, you ruined my record, man, I just bought it