2 Live Crew - My Seven Bizzos Lyrics:
My seven bizzos, seven days, seven ways
It`s just too much, my seven bizzos
On Monday there`s Melissa, I like to be with her
I get all her money and then I diss her
On Tuesday there`s Teresa, she`s my homeroom teacher
She said, "After school, I would love to meet you"
I said, "Bet", with no regret
Because a night with her was one I wouldn`t forget
So then I told all my homies and they all called me phony
And said I was kickin` a bunch off that baloney
But they soon found out and now they all believe
`Cause every Tuesday after school, me and her would leave
My seven bizzos, my seven bizzos, seven days, seven ways
It`s just too much, my seven bizzos
On Wednesday there`s Wanda, who looks like Jane Fonda
She said, she likes bikes, so I put her on my Honda
I took her to the park where it was pitch dark
She done what I asked right from the start
She got naked then my dick got erected
Before I rocked her pussy, I had to check it
But when we`re in school she tries to play it cool
`Cause she doesn`t want her rich friends to know the truth
But me and her both know all the facts
She`s in love with the brother from the ghetto, who is black
My seven bizzos, my seven bizzos, seven days, seven ways
It`s just too much, my seven bizzos, yeah
On Thursday there`s Trina, her perfume lingers
She likes to suck my dizzo, my tizzo and my finger
On Friday there`s Frances, who like to take chances
When her husband`s at work, she does me dirty dances
She`s my own private skeezer, she`s not a dick teaser
She knows what I like and that`s to please her
On Saturday there`s Susie, who likes my jacuzzi
She hops in naked with her bare ass booty
She takes a drink then her head starts to sink
She slobs on bob while I play with the pink
My seven bizzos, seven bizzos, seven days, seven ways
It`s too much, my seven bizzos
On Sunday there`s Connie, who f**ks with slick Ronnie
She`s a tricky dick bitch who`s out for his money
She`s always schemin` and hot like a demon
I thought I came in her mouth but I was only peein`
Now all these hoes belong to one player
A hard dick brother and a pussy surveyor
Now y`all ain`t heard, you better go ask your mother
That your sister`s bein` dicked by Marquis, your brother
My seven bizzos, seven days, seven ways
It`s too much, my seven bizzos, yeah
It`s just too much, my seven bizzos
On Monday there`s Melissa, I like to be with her
I get all her money and then I diss her
On Tuesday there`s Teresa, she`s my homeroom teacher
She said, "After school, I would love to meet you"
I said, "Bet", with no regret
Because a night with her was one I wouldn`t forget
So then I told all my homies and they all called me phony
And said I was kickin` a bunch off that baloney
But they soon found out and now they all believe
`Cause every Tuesday after school, me and her would leave
My seven bizzos, my seven bizzos, seven days, seven ways
It`s just too much, my seven bizzos
On Wednesday there`s Wanda, who looks like Jane Fonda
She said, she likes bikes, so I put her on my Honda
I took her to the park where it was pitch dark
She done what I asked right from the start
She got naked then my dick got erected
Before I rocked her pussy, I had to check it
But when we`re in school she tries to play it cool
`Cause she doesn`t want her rich friends to know the truth
But me and her both know all the facts
She`s in love with the brother from the ghetto, who is black
My seven bizzos, my seven bizzos, seven days, seven ways
It`s just too much, my seven bizzos, yeah
On Thursday there`s Trina, her perfume lingers
She likes to suck my dizzo, my tizzo and my finger
On Friday there`s Frances, who like to take chances
When her husband`s at work, she does me dirty dances
She`s my own private skeezer, she`s not a dick teaser
She knows what I like and that`s to please her
On Saturday there`s Susie, who likes my jacuzzi
She hops in naked with her bare ass booty
She takes a drink then her head starts to sink
She slobs on bob while I play with the pink
My seven bizzos, seven bizzos, seven days, seven ways
It`s too much, my seven bizzos
On Sunday there`s Connie, who f**ks with slick Ronnie
She`s a tricky dick bitch who`s out for his money
She`s always schemin` and hot like a demon
I thought I came in her mouth but I was only peein`
Now all these hoes belong to one player
A hard dick brother and a pussy surveyor
Now y`all ain`t heard, you better go ask your mother
That your sister`s bein` dicked by Marquis, your brother
My seven bizzos, seven days, seven ways
It`s too much, my seven bizzos, yeah