I know a place just down there two streets
Babe they`ll ask you no questions
And give you clean sheets
Welcome to the f**k shop

There`s only one place where we can go
Where the price is right just to f**k a ho
It`s always popular with the girls and the guys
`Cause for all my money, it`s the best buy

Ten dollars, two hours is the time of the stay
It`s more than enough, time to slay
Each room has a bed and also a sink
So you can wash your dick after f**king the pink

But be careful of the things that you use
`Cause you can get arrested for sex abuse
So as you hit the door and the panties drop
Whole lot of suckin` and f**kin` at the f**k shop

Please come inside and make yourself at home
I want to f**k `cause my dick`s on bone
You little whore behind closed doors
You would drink my c** and nothing more

Now spread your wings, open for the flight
Let me fill you up with something milky and white
`Cause I`m hopin` to slay you rough and painful
You innocent bitch don`t be shameful

Bring out the ice cubes and the hot water
This is the second half and not the second quarter
I`ll f**k you `til you sleep, you`ll sleep like a baby
And in your dreams you`ll say I`m crazy in the f**k shop

You`re in the f**k shop, baby
I wanna see you freak

In the f**k shop, that`s where it`s at
In the f**k shop, the place to splak
In the f**k shop, where all the boys go
In the f**k shop, f**kin` all the hoes

Thank you for f**kin` at the f**k shop