What a f**ked up world
Or is it my f**ked up head?
The only way you are cool is
If you`re gay or dead

Straight, normal, hetero guy
Normal, hetero, straight guy

I never get any chicks
But it`s better than a gun
Or a dick in the mouth
Is there any place to be
For a normal straight guy like me?

Straight, normal, hetero guy
Normal, hetero, straight guy

Maybe I should pierce my butt
Or get a few tattoos
Maybe I should wear a dress
Or be a homo like you

Straight, normal, hetero guy
Normal, hetero, straight guy

Yeah, that`s right I`m a straight
Normal, girl f**kin`, coffee drinkin`
Titty suckin`, cigarette smokin`, seal killin`
Red neck ass bastard from hell