There`s no car that I can`t break
But there`s no bus that I can take
So I`m walking, always walking
Can`t afford to put you into the shop

You`re never on the road, you`re always on blocks
You`re broken, always broken
I`ll scam a ride from my best friend
Something is wrong with my car again

Body`s all rust, your motor`s fried
Junkyard said they wouldn`t give me a dime
I`m hating, really hating
I`m not even gonna get you fixed

Trade you in, you piece of s**t
You`re worthless, totally worthless
I`ll scam a ride from my best friend
Something is wrong with my car again

Busted engine, four flat tires
When i turn the key, you catch on fire
You can`t be American
You must be Mexican or from Japan

"You`re foreign", I said, "You`re foreign"
Just turn over for Christ`s sake
Take a little ghost ride in to the lake
You`re history, f**king history

I`ll scam a ride from my best friend
Something is wrong with my car again
Is wrong with my car again
Something is wrong with my car again