And it just keeps going and it just keeps

So I`m in the airport getting ready to leave
Heading to a friends wedding in the NYC
But my head has been spinning I`m forgetting to eat
All this jet setting has really been getting to me

It`s already 11:20 and I`m ready to sleep
But instead I end up sitting in the 27th seat an isle seat
Fine by me but the guy that`s insides always trying to pee
With a wild child behind that`s crying
And keeps flipping out and kicking at me
While it violently screams

So I silently plead "Oh God
Please let there be a hunny sitting 27B"
But of course a morbidly obese beast
Is in the seat that weeses when it breathes

Dude sitting D is at least three deep
And he keeps telling me what is wrong with his knees
Osgood schlatters
Just need water but for a bottle they charge two dollars
And when I thought that it couldn`t be worse, I forgot my iPod

I`m having a bad day
Nothing ever seems to go my way
Everybody needs to go away
Why because I`m having a bad day

And it just keeps going and it just keeps
And it just keeps going and it just keeps

So four hours of turbulence
We land when I`m about to turd my pants
But the captain is seat belt fastened
So my ass is just passin` gas and at last I escape

When I`m minutes away from clinically insane
I make my way towards baggage claim
When I hear a high pitched voice scream my name
(Asher)
Some dumb bitch, I went to high school with

While she`s sweating she`s telling me she likes my s**t
I just smile and think how great it would be
If I could just hit this chick with a quick leg sweep
(Leg sweep)

So I pick up my LL bean
And B line for the next taxi
In need of weed and boxer briefs
But my bags only got maxis

I`m having a bad day
Nothing ever seems to go my way
Everybody needs to go away
Why because I`m having a bad day

And it just keeps going and it just keeps
And it just keeps going and it just keeps

I check into my hotel room
And I pick up my cell phone to dial the groom
Tell him my mood and how I`m ordering food
And I`m probably gonna stay in and watch a movie

But the tube has no HBO so anything I want
Yo, I`m paying for but I`m lame and broke
So I`m laying in a robe
Watching that Little People Big World show

Right then there`s a knock at the door
It`s my last hope for a Spanish whore
Who will change my sheets in exchange for penis
"Hi, I`ve lost my c**k, have you seen it?"

Jesus, this day is the worst
At least I can give me a little jerk
And then go to sleep healthy and diseaseless

I guess it could be worse
But I`m just having a bad day
Nothing ever seems to go my way
Everybody needs to go away
Why because I`m having a bad day

And it just keeps going and it just keeps
And it just keeps going and it just keeps