Now what the blood clot, I rap a lot
What you gonna do when the beat goes drop?
Whatcha talkin` `bout Willis? Who the illest?
You know my name`s Adam, stop callin` me Phyllis

Ya hear some fuss, you`re like what`s the clamor?
It`s just me naked on the cover of Glamour
A phenomenon pandemonium
The club is blowing up like plutonium

What`s all the fanfare, what`s the to do
We`re known to bring the hullabaloo
On stage or at the spa
Guaranteed we bring the brouhaha

`Cause it`s a brouhaha
`Cause it`s a brouhaha

There`s a commotion that`s goin` down
I talk more s**t then drown the clown
I`m like that freak from Cirque De Soleil
With my leg behind my head and a rhyme to say

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four
Get upon the mic and I`m a even the score
One, two, three, three to two one
Don`t carry a knife and I don`t carry a gun

Yo we be making mountains out of Cool Whip
Pass me the mint for the julep
Tell me everybody where is the love
Hey yo what`s the motherf**kin` hubbub

`Cause it`s a brouhaha
`Cause it`s a brouhaha

Communicator check one two, one two
This is Bones McCoy on a line to Sulu
Set the bulls**t to warp factor one
Check your tri-corder, set your phaser to stun

Oh mai oui you can catch me
At Jean Vie with a pastry
C`est ci c`est la oh n`est pas
Qu`est-ce-que c`est le brouhahaha
Ha haha haha!

Just back from Japan and ooh I`m laggin`
Goin` rao rao with the dungeon dragon
You can dance if you want to leave your friends behind
But if they don`t dance and then they won`t dance
They can kiss my f**kin` ass

`Cause it`s a brouhaha
`Cause it`s a brouhaha