It`s Christmas Eve
And I`ve only wrapped 2 f**king presents
It`s Christmas Eve
And I`ve only wrapped 2 f**king presents

And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I`ll never talk to you again

Unless your dad`ll suck me off
I`ll never talk to you again
Unless your mum will touch my c**k
I`ll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I`ll never talk to you again
I`ll never talk to you again

It`s Labor day and my grandpa just ate
7 f**king hot dogs
Labor day and my grandpa just ate
7 f**king hot dogs

And he s**t, s**t, s**t his pants
He`s always f**king s**t his pants
And I`ll never talk to you again

Unless your dad`ll suck me off
I`ll never talk to you again
Unless your mum will touch my c**k
I`ll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I`ll never talk to you again
I`ll never talk to you again