[Skit:]
Oh S**t, you look cute as hell.
Now you move over here and let me start massaging that fine ass of your`s.

What the f**k`s up with these bitches?
I got dick for days but these hoes wanna keep their face buried in some pussy!?
Bitch You ain`t even gay.

[Verse 1:]
She got a Katy Perry ringtone, plays it like a theme song. Kissed a girl and liked it, now she`s swearin` off the ding dong. Back and forth like ping pong, she really strictly dicky, now Madonna scorin` Britney now the bitch is strictly licky. Suck a dick, suck a titty, she don`t really give a f**k, and rainbow or her preice mean she always gettin` lucky. Had her first fish platter on her girlfriend`s futon, hidden valley, tossin` salad, lickin` on a crouton. No shame in this fake bitch game, swervin` in and out of traffic, never stayin` in her own lane. She want a piece of cake and yeah she wanna eat it too, pay her some attention and the bitch will go down eatin` you.

[Chorus:]
Be actin` Lezbehonest. No more trips for you down south.
Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the pussy out yo mouth.
You love the peter! Bitch don`t lie. You love the c**k!
Don`t even try. No more pooter! No more coochie! VaJayJay time to say good bye.

[Verse 2:]
Girls gone by, Spring break, college road trip in some wet t-shirts, wrestlin` in cool whip. Flash a nipple, slap a pussy for attention. Just turned eighteen, now she on a f**kin` mission. Got a make her daddy listen, maybe show a little anger four shots of jagermister, tongue kiss a perfect stranger. Three, Four fingers deep in some bleach blonde bimbo, a double headed dildo beatin` like it`s Kimbo. Put in on the YouTube. The pictures on the Myspace, just so I can peep it, wish the bitch would sit on my face. Two straight broads tongue kissin` by the swimmin` pool, fake d**e bitches eatin` coochie `cause it`s cool.

[Chorus:]
Be actin` Lezbehonest.
No more trips for you down south.
Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the pussy out yo mouth.

Bitch you know you want it, don`t say that you don`t want it.
Bitch you know you want it, don`t say that you don`t want it.
Bitch you know you want it, don`t say that you don`t want it.
Bitch you know you want it.
Bitch you know you want it.

Never gonna beat her, now you`re lickin` on the cooter.
One day she was your friend and the next she wasn`t screwin`
Now I`m massed out with no luck, can`t even get my dick sucked.
Jerkin` off in the corner watchin` her and you f**k.

[Verse 3:]
Don`t get your panties twisted, s**t I love them freaky bitches. Daisy chains, runnin` trains, girl on girl and pussy fistin`. All I`m rally tryin` to say, girl just don`t claim your ass is gay. I laid the pipe the other day and f**ked your girlfriend the other day. Tell the truth, don`t even trip. you know you like to wrap them lips around a peter lick the tip `cause little girls don`t come equipped. Bitch please, you ain`t right, what you really tryin` to prove carpet muchin`, donkey punchin` cause you claim you`re so confused. Yeah I push my dick on hard to see you sixty-ninin` neden. But to rise up on your cake won`t be the case up at your weddin`. Put in perspective cut the act you ain`t no lesbian, just a trick who love the dick but Perpetrate a lesbian.

[Chorus:]
Be actin` Lezbehonest. No more trips for you down south.
Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the pussy out yo mouth.
You love the peter! Bitch don`t lie. You love the c**k!
Don`t even try. No more pooter! No more coochie! VaJayJay time to say good bye.

[Skit:]
After all, we`re just two lonely bitches on the loose for the weekend.
Yeah, I bet your little ass is on fire.
You`ll be a new woman when I`m finished working on you.