I was walkin` down around Venice way
Los Angeles
Oh big California
A man came up to me
About 40, gay
I say
"Go away...OK...No way...AGGGHHHHHHHGH"
BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc.
I was ridin` wave
around Malibu beach
A guy came up to me
He was lookin` like a leech
He said "Hey, Sonny boy, can I eat you peach?"
I say "Motherf**ker...ifyoureach..
I don`t know what I`m goin` to do"
BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc.

I was ridin` my cruiser in West Hollywood
A girl came up to me and she was lookin` mighty good...
I was eating quaaludes like butthole surfers should
She left me there where I stood
BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc.

HEY BUTT
WHAT THE F**K
WE ALL LIKE YOU
`CAUSE YOU`RE A SLUT