My tea`s gone cold I`m wondering why I?
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can`t see at all
And even if I could it`d all be gray
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it`s not so bad
It`s not so bad

My tea`s gone cold I`m wondering why I?
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can`t see at all
And even if I could it`d all be gray
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it`s not so bad
It`s not so bad

Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain`t callin`
I left my cell, my pager
And my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn
You must not have got `em
It probably was a problem
At the post office or somethin`

Sometimes I scribble addresses
Too sloppy when I jot `em
But anyways f**k it
What`s been up man, how`s your daughter?
My girlfriend`s pregnant too
I`m out to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I`m a call her?
I`m a name her Bonnie

I read about your Uncle Ronnie too, I`m sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch
Who didn`t want him
I know you probably hear this everyday
But I`m your biggest fan
I even got the underground s**t that you did with scam

I got a room full of your posters
And your pictures man
I like the s**t you did with Ruckus too
That s**t was fat
Anyways I hope you get this, man
Hit me back just to chat
Truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan

My tea`s gone cold I`m wondering why I?
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can`t see at all
And even if I could it`d all be gray
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it`s not so bad
It`s not so bad

Dear Slim, you still ain`t called or wrote
I hope you have the chance, I ain`t mad
I just think it`s f**ked up, you don`t answer fans
If you didn`t want to talk to me
Outside the concert you didn`t have to
But you could`ve signed an autograph for Matthew
That`s my little brother man

He`s only 6 years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you
For 4 hours and you just said "No"
That`s pretty s**tty man
You`re like his f**kin` idol
He wants to be just like you man
He likes you more than I do

I ain`t that mad though I just don`t like bein` lied to
Remember when we met in Denver
You said if I write to you, you would write back
See I`m just like you in a way
I never knew my father neither
He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her

I can relate to what you`re sayin` in your songs
So when I have a s**tty day
I drift away and put `em on
Cause I don`t really got s**t else
So that s**t helps when I`m depressed
I even got a tattoo
With your name across the chest

Sometimes I even cut myself
To see how much it bleeds?
It`s like Adrenaline
The pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real
And I respect you `cause you tell it
My girlfriend`s jealous
`Cause I talk about you 24/7

But she don`t know you like
I know you Slim, no one does
She don`t know what it was like?
For people like us growing up
You`ve gotta call me man
I`ll be the biggest fan you`ll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan
P.S. We should be together too

My tea`s gone cold I`m wondering why I?
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can`t see at all
And even if I could it`d all be gray
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it`s not so bad
It`s not so bad

Dear Mister, I`m too good to call or write my fans
This`ll be the last package I ever send your ass
It`s been six months and still no word
I don`t deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters
I wrote the addresses on `em perfect

So this is my cassette I`m sending you
I hope you hear it
I`m in the car right now
I`m doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Slim, I drink a fifth of vodka
Ya dare me to drive?

You know this song by Phil Collins
`From the air in the night`
About that guy who could have saved
That other guy from drowning?
But didn`t, then Phil saw it all
Then at his show he found him

That`s kinda how this is
You could have rescued me from drowning
Now it`s too late
I`m on a thousand downers, now I`m drowsy

And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know
I ripped all your pictures off the wall
I loved you Slim, we could have been together
Think about it, you ruined it now

I hope you can`t sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream, I hope you can`t sleep
And you scream about it
I hope your conscious eats at you
And you can`t breathe without me

See Slim, "Shut up bitch!
I`m trying to talk"
Hey Slim, that`s my girlfriend screaming in the trunk
But I didn`t slit her throat I just tied her up
See I ain`t like you
`Cause if she suffocates she`ll suffer more
And then she`ll die too

Well gotta go
I`m almost at the bridge now
Oh s**t! I forgot!
How am I supposed to send this s**t out?

My tea`s gone cold I`m wondering why I?
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can`t see at all
And even if I could it`d all be gray
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it`s not so bad
It`s not so bad

Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner
But I`ve just been busy
You said your girlfriend`s pregnant now
How far along is she?
Look I`m really flattered
You would call your daughter that
And here`s an autograph for your brother
I wrote it on your starter cap

I`m sorry I didn`t see you at the show
I must have missed you
Don`t think I did that s**t intentionally
Just to diss you
And what`s this s**t you said about
You like to cut your wrist too?
I say that s**t just clownin` dawg
C`mon, how f**ked up is you?

You got some issues Stan
I think you need some counselin``
To help your ass from bouncin` off the walls
When you get down some
And what`s this s**t about us
Meant to be together?
That type of s**t`ll make me not want us
To meet each other

I really think you and your girlfriend
Need each other
Or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter
I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you hurt yourself
I think that you`ll be doin` just fine
If you`d relax a little

I`m glad I inspire you
But Stan, why are you so mad?
Try to understand
That I do want you as a fan
I just don`t want you to do some crazy s**t
I seen this one s**t on the news
A couple weeks ago that made me sick

Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
And had his girlfriend in the trunk
And she was pregnant with his kid
And in the car they found a tape
But it didn`t say who it was to?
Come to think about it
His name was, it was you! Damn!