Let me tell you

I see you girls checkin` out my trunks
I see you girls checkin` out the front of my trunks
I see you girls lookin` at my junk
Then checkin` out my rump, then back to my sugalumps

When I shake it, I shake it all up
You`d probably think that my pants had the mumps
It`s just my sugalump bump-ba-bump
They look so good, that`s why I keep them in the front

All the ladies checkin` out my sugalumps
They drive the ladies crazy

All these bitches checkin` out my britches
Put `em in a trance when I wear track pants
My dungarees make them hungry
They`re over the moon when I don pantaloons

My sugalumps are two of a kind
Sweet and white and highly refined
Honeys try all kinds of tomfoolery
To steal a feel of my family jewelery

My candy balls cause a cafuffle
The ladies, they hustle to ruffle my truffle
If you party with the party prince
You get two complimentary after dinner mints

Girls surround me when I`m standin` on the stoop
Givin` me gifts like free chicken soup
Book tokens, free chicken stoop
Standin` on the corner goin`

We see you girls checkin` out our trunks
We see you girls checkin` out the front of our trunks
We see you girls lookin` at our junk
Then checkin` out our rumps
Then back to our sugalumps

Chillin` in my store, doin` my thing
When in walks a guy with his dick in a sling
I`m like, "Holy s**t, what happened to you?"
He said, "How much will you give me for the family jewels?"

I said, "Ten bucks", he said, "No way"
"Ten bucks and frisbee?", he said, "Okay"
And I took his sugalumps and put them up in a display
Sold them as hacky sacks later that day

All the ladies, they want a taste of my sugalumps
Sweet sugalumps
All the ladies, they want a taste of my sugalumps
Sweet sugalumps, yeah