Wake up boys, we`re in the dump again
Can`t get a taxi, it`s bucketing rain
Heading downtown with nothing in my brain
Trying to catch my breath

Tired legume in a smoke-filled room
The high school guys are making noise outside
Walking the hall with my shoes untied
Dying to catch my death

And now it`s Pekoe tea
With a reflection of me
My only company
As far as I can see
We`re doing this the hardest way
Back at the Hotel Majestic
Same time every day
Hey hey

Watch what you wish for, maybe wish too much?
You`ll wake up in Westmoreland doubling Dutch
Aware of the uproar but numb to the touch
Sifting through bad poetry

A sweet disorder never served me as well
As a tape recorder and a worn-out Dell
Time to reorder, man I feel like hell
I wonder what`s on TV

And now it`s Pekoe tea
With a reflection of me
My only company
As far as I can see
We`re doing this the hardest way
Stuck in the Hotel Majestic
Six nights, seven days

I wake up around two o`clock
Scrape off my eyelids and` search for my socks
Holy s**t, I`m late
Now it`s knock knock knock
Let`s go

We`re doing this the hardest way
Doing this the hardest way
Rocking the Hotel Majestic
I hope you enjoyed your stay
Hey hey