Having a child with a person I don`t even know
Jumping up and down in the crowd she got a face full of blow
She caught the sperm in her mouth and then she put it down south
She didn`t understand that a burrowing beast would plop out in the pan

She`s having a child and she thinks it`s such a clever stunt
What she`s really gonna get is a claw in the c**t
Things went south that`s when I started to f**k in her mouth
She didn`t understand that I`m a happy dappy Sammy Davis Jr. man

You wanna get out of your life? Well, go f**k a rock star
Then you can quit your job at the crummy f**king titty bar
You`ll be lying on your back next to the wall with your legs in the air
Crowd of f**king doc`s coming on like they really don`t care

She took that fistful of sperm and crammed it right up her womb
So she could lie with her legs in the air in the hospital room
But there`s one thing that the little girl don`t understand
That I don`t have a dime and I don`t give a damn