GWAR - Escape From The Mooselodge Lyrics:
Gwar, the once mighty
Sc**dogs of the universe wallow in the filth
That their lives have become
Drug addicted, riddled with disease
They`re not dogs, they`re just sc**
Could they get a chance to change their fate
Destroy the things they`ve come to love with hate
Only time will tell
I`m sick of this damn planet and the sluts and the booze
I`d like to kill the Master, and start turning the screws
The sins of this planet have long since grown stale
We need to kill on a galactic scale
Forsaken by their cosmic master
Gwar constantly schemes
For a way to escape Earth, realize their twisted dreams
Old men fly into space, Gwar cannot
This re-occuring pattern of failure
Has f**ked with them a lot
Get me the hell out of Dodge
I`ll turn in my card at the Moose Lodge
But first let me settle my account at Blockbuster
And bid fond adieu to my friend General Custer
I scream to the heavens to split open wide
And let loose a torrent of death`s ghastly tide
The power of Chaos, there`s no reason why
We need a way to make everybody die
The ancient legend of, "The TimeBomb"
An alien device which supposedly chronicled
All time`s events from the beginning-to the end
If it could be deciphed by our bum, bling anti-heroes
Then the end of the world would come
As to what this has to do with anything, I`m not really sure
Out there the power is growing and it`s growing fast
Here the only thing growing is my big fat ass
Sales are dropping, riffs are slopping
Can you smell the zits I`m popping
What the hell can we do? We`ve done it all
I`ve humped god`s nose, I`ve reeked of booze
I`ve canceled shows
Became everything that I despised and my own hell I recognize
But there`s just so many little bohabs
And they`re always crowding around begging me to suckle them
And tie their mothers down, I will kill their girlfriends
I will smoke their crack I become the pimp-daddy
I become the Mack but everyday I`m doing I`m dying deep inside
But I`m gonna tell ya something gonna give you back your pride
So here`s a little thought that I had the other day
If we could blow the planet up we could just float away
Sc**dogs of the universe wallow in the filth
That their lives have become
Drug addicted, riddled with disease
They`re not dogs, they`re just sc**
Could they get a chance to change their fate
Destroy the things they`ve come to love with hate
Only time will tell
I`m sick of this damn planet and the sluts and the booze
I`d like to kill the Master, and start turning the screws
The sins of this planet have long since grown stale
We need to kill on a galactic scale
Forsaken by their cosmic master
Gwar constantly schemes
For a way to escape Earth, realize their twisted dreams
Old men fly into space, Gwar cannot
This re-occuring pattern of failure
Has f**ked with them a lot
Get me the hell out of Dodge
I`ll turn in my card at the Moose Lodge
But first let me settle my account at Blockbuster
And bid fond adieu to my friend General Custer
I scream to the heavens to split open wide
And let loose a torrent of death`s ghastly tide
The power of Chaos, there`s no reason why
We need a way to make everybody die
The ancient legend of, "The TimeBomb"
An alien device which supposedly chronicled
All time`s events from the beginning-to the end
If it could be deciphed by our bum, bling anti-heroes
Then the end of the world would come
As to what this has to do with anything, I`m not really sure
Out there the power is growing and it`s growing fast
Here the only thing growing is my big fat ass
Sales are dropping, riffs are slopping
Can you smell the zits I`m popping
What the hell can we do? We`ve done it all
I`ve humped god`s nose, I`ve reeked of booze
I`ve canceled shows
Became everything that I despised and my own hell I recognize
But there`s just so many little bohabs
And they`re always crowding around begging me to suckle them
And tie their mothers down, I will kill their girlfriends
I will smoke their crack I become the pimp-daddy
I become the Mack but everyday I`m doing I`m dying deep inside
But I`m gonna tell ya something gonna give you back your pride
So here`s a little thought that I had the other day
If we could blow the planet up we could just float away