I rock the ill s**t, you know I kill s**t
And then I build s**t, get off my dills nit
`Cause I don`t play that, my style goes way back
I kick my s**t one time, dude, f**k the playback

I go off my head, you know I shave my s**t
And you don`t quit, I say you don`t quit
`Cause I`m the prodigal son, ya get well done
Just like a steak, gimme a break

Like Nel Carter
There`s tarter on your teeth, homeboy ya got beef
Well then ya get broke, because my crew`s no joke
The house of pain

Is kickin` up dirt and therefore inside the jam
Ya know we`re liftin` up skirts, grabbin` on the snatch
Feelin` on the skin, I`m knockin` on your door
Honey let me in

`Cause I`m down with the freak mo baby
I`m at my sexual peak, young lady
Ain`t nobody cooler than my man Son Doolah
Don`t ya f**k around, I`ll smack your knuckles with a ruler

Just like a nun from a catholic school
I`ll make you drool, and play the fool
Snatch you by the ears, smack you up like a queer
Take a puff off my blunt, and then sip my beer

Kick the mean style, leave bodies in a pile
Everlast is my name, I`m from the house of pain
You know that I never play the punk role
`Cause I`m a white Irish man with a funk soul

That`s what it is y`all, that`s what it is
(That`s what it is)
That`s what it is y`all, that`s what it is
(That`s what it is)

That`s what it is y`all, that`s what it is
(That`s what it is)
That`s what it is y`all, that`s what it is
(That`s what it is)

Smooth like Beretta, quicker than the Jeda
You`re soft like a feather, you little bed wetter
Baby, baby, I heard you caught the rabies
Bitin` on my s**t, I have to say haybee

Son`ll be rockin` until tomorrow
`Cause I`ve got the right one, like Ray Charles
Follow, swallow, the funky pass the bottle
`Cause I get recked like if I crashed my auto

I`ll play it, I`ll win it, I`ve done it, I did it
Some say I`m kiddin` but right at this minute
I`ll freak it, I`ll funk it and like a country bumpkin
From Albuquerque, who`s gonna carve the turkey?

Ready, serve, entertain like Merv
Griffin, sniffin` panties, I`m a perv
The dooby funk fellow, smooth like a jello
Some say mellow, complicated like a dello

The freakin` who`s speakin`, freaks it every weekend
`Cause I`ll be trick or treatin`, I used to drive a Lincoln
Drivin`, speedin`, hey Rid, I`m readin`
I make more money than that kid Alex Keaton

That`s what it is y`all, that`s what it is
(That`s what it is)
That`s what it is y`all, that`s what it is
(That`s what it is)

That`s what it is y`all, that`s what it is
(That`s what it is)
That`s what it is y`all, that`s what it is
(That`s what it is)

I rip flesh, yes y`all, run for the mess hall
And get your grub while I`m rhymin` on your dub
Gettin` play at the club, then I step to the pub
And crack a brew, what the f**k ya gonna do?

I rip s**t, kill it, cut your gut and spill it
Treat ya like a gas tank, take your ass and fill it
And take you for a ride to where I reside
Put your face in my pillow, and have you weepin` like a willow
I tax that butt, wax that ass
Floss a nut in your teeth, then wait for you to beef

That`s what it is y`all, that`s what it is
(That`s what it is)
That`s what it is y`all, that`s what it is
(That`s what it is)

That`s what it is y`all, that`s what it is
(That`s what it is)
That`s what it is y`all, that`s what it is
(That`s what it is)

That`s what it is y`all, that`s what it is
(That`s what it is)
That`s what it is y`all, that`s what it is
(That`s what it is)

That`s what it is y`all, that`s what it is
(That`s what it is)
That`s what it is y`all, that`s what it is
(That`s what it is)