You`re not Bridget Bardot, I`m not Jack Palance.
I`m not Shirley Temple by any circ**stance,
Or Fred Astaire

You`re not Sidney Taffler, I`m not Dirk Bogarde.
I`m not very stylish and you`re not avant garde,
Or Lionel Blair

We`re as common as muck.
Bonne chance, viel glück, good luck
Where bold is beautiful we don`t give a damn
Luvva duck, we`re as common as muck.

You`re not Victor Hugo, I`m not Patience Strong,
I`m not Rodney Rygate or Yvonne Goolagong.
Shirley Abicair, Oh!

I`m not Nellie Melba, you`re not Nellie Dean
We do our best endeavours to keep our doobries clean
Because we care!

We`re as common as muck.
Buona fortuna, vayas con Dios, good luck!
Where bold is beautiful we don`t give a damn.
Luvva duck, we`re as common as muck.

We`re as common as muck.
Bonne chance, viel glück, good luck!
Where bold is beautiful we don`t give a damn.
Luvva duck! We`re as common as muck.