Has the jury reached a verdict?
Yes, your Honor.
We find the defendant guilty on all counts.

The bailiff came at me with a pair of cuffs in his hands
He was takin` me to jail, but that wasn`t my plan
I broke the arm off my chair, stabbed him hard as I can
He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!)

I jumped over the others, and kicked the door down with my feet
Ran down the stairs and headed right into the street
Waved down a car, the driver stopped and looked at me
He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!)

I hit the gas and I`m swervin` in and out of my lane
Coppers on my tail, I`m drivin` like I`m insane
Old man up in the street, crossin` slowly with his cane
He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!)

Smashed into a post, I jumped outta my car
Hopped over a wall, runnin` through someone`s yard
Ran into a house, the father tried to be hard
He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!)

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Why do they f**k with me? (When I`m having fun)
Why do they f**k with me? (When I`m on the run)
Why do they f**k with me? (`Cause I ain`t the one)
They get the boooo-oo-o-o-one

I busted out through the front door and booked down the block
The neighbors joined the chase, someone`s shootin` a glock
The mailman tried to stop me but I picked up a rock
He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!)

Police screechin` `round the corner with their red and blue lights
I threw some f**kin` nerdy off his 10 speed bike
But the kid was an athlete and he wanted to fight
He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!)

I ran into a restaurant, busted into the kitchen
Workers on my ass and the cooks, they was bitchin`
A hero blocked the door, I grabbed a knife, did I mention
He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!)

Out into the alley, took the stairs up to the roof
Chopper bustin` shots at me and I ain`t bulletproof
I threw a rock up at the gunman and blew out his tooth
He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!)

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Cut through the parkin` lot, I ran up into the mall
Pigs, people, cars, cooks, choppers, and all
Throwin` shoppers off the escalator, watchin` them fall
They got the bone (THEY GOT THE BONE!)

Absolute pandemonium all over the place
Everybody dropped their shopping bags and joined in the chase
Rent-a-cop tried to tackle me, got kicked in the face
He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!)

Stole his f**kin` golf cart and bust through the glass
Sideswiped a mannequin and cut across the grass
Some f**kin` kid ordered me to stop, I plowed his ass
He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!)

Police shot the tires out, my ride is a joke
I`m surrounded by an army, quickly losin` all hope
I threw my ninja poof ball, disappeared into the smoke
They got the bone (THEY GOT THE BONE!)

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