[Will Ferrell From Blades of Glory]
We`re gonna skate to one song and one song only

[Jay-Z Deep Slow Voice]
Ball so hard muhf**kas wanna fine me

[Jay-Z]
So I ball so hard muhf**kas wanna fine me
But first ni**as gotta find me
What`s 50 grand to a muhfuka like me
Can you please remind me?
Ball so hard
This s**t crazy
Ya`ll don`t know that don`t s**t phase me
The Nets could go 0-82 and I look at you like this s**t gravy Ball so hard,
This sh*t weird
We ain`t even spose to be here,
Ball so hard, Since we here
It`s only right that we be fair
Psycho, I`m liable to be go Michael
Take your pick, Jackson, Tyson, Jordan, Game 6
Ball so hard
Got a broke clock, Rolleys that don`t tick tok
Audemars that losing time, Hidden behind all these big rocks
B-ball so hard
I`m shocked too
I`m supposed to be locked up too
If you escaped what I`ve escaped
You`d be in Paris getting f**ked up too
Ball so hard
Let`s get faded, Le Meurice for like 6 days
Gold bottles, scold models, Spillin` Ace on my sick J`s
Ball so hard
Bitch behave, Just might let you meet Ye,
Chi towns D. Rose, I`m movin` the Nets to BK

[Hook]
Ball so hard muhf**kas wanna fine me
That s**t cray (x6)

[Kanye West]
She said Ye can we get married at the mall?
I said look you need to crawl `fore you ball
Come and meet me in the bathroom stall
And show me why you deserve to have it all
B-ball so hard
That s**t cray, Ain`t it Jay?
B-ball so hard
What she order, fish filet
B-ball so hard
Your whip so cold, this old thing
Ball so hard
Act like you`ll ever be around muhf**kas
Like this again
Bougie girl, grab her hand
F**k that bitch she don`t wanna dance
Excuse my French but I`m in France (I`m just sayin)
Prince William`s ain`t do it right if you ask me
Cause if I was him I would have married Kate & Ashley
What`s Gucci my ni**a?
What`s Louie my killa?
What`s drugs my deala?
What`s that jacket, Margiela?
Doctors say I`m the illest
Cause I`m suffering from realness
Got my ni**as in Paris
And they going gorillas, huh!

[Will Ferrel & Jon Heder]
"I don`t even know what that means"
"No one knows what it means but its provocative"
"No it`s not..."
"It gets the people GOING"

[Jay-Z]
Ball so hard muhf**kas wanna fine me
Ball so hard muhf**kas wanna fine me

[Kanye West]
You are now watching the throne
Don`t let me get in my zone (x3)
These other ni**aas is lyin`
Actin` like the summer ain`t mine

[Jay-Z]
I got that hot bitch in my home

[Kanye West]
You know how many hot b**ches I own
Don`t let me get in my zone (x4)
The stars is in the building
They hands is to the ceiling
I know I`m bout to kill it
How you know, I got that feeling
You are now watching the throne
Don`t let me into my zone (x2)

[Jay-Z & Kanye West]
I`m definitely in my zone