[Incomprehensible]

Goin` back to Dallas, take my razor and my gun
Goin` back to Dallas, man, take my razor and my gun, oh yeah
Lot of people lookin` for trouble, man, sure gonna give `em in some

I believe old Dallas, man, is the meanest town I know
I believe that Dallas, man, is the meanest town I know
Because you`re not safe in Dallas, I don`t care where you go

You know that I`m evil, now just to having fun
So much s**t in Texas, I`m bound to step in some
Goin` back to Dallas, take my razor and my gun
Man if there people are lookin` for trouble, sure gonna give `em some

I load up my revolver, sharpen up my knife
Some redneck messin` with me man, I`m bound to have his life
Down to Dallas, take my razor and my gun
Man, people there lookin` for trouble, sure gonna give `em some