Welcome back, here we go again
A beautiful girl and some dirty old men
Before we continue the task at hand
Let`s go ahead and introduce the band

From the land of volcanoes, the lovely Lucia
Her voice will fill you with wonder and fear
She screams like a banshee and she moves like a cat
I could tell you much more but let`s leave it at that

The Lord of Lard, the mighty swine
He loves Manchego and a bottle of wine
Also known as Raymond Watts
He screams out his lungs while his brain slowly rots

It`s the one and only, it`s the great Steve White
His morals are loose but his shirts are tight
Challenged by few, rivaled by none
He`s alow down dirty son of a gun

This is the biscuit`s crux, solid rock against the flux
Ultra-heavy beat deluxe, KMFDM forever sucks

Here`s your voice from the underground
(KMFDM)
Get ready for another round
(KMFDM)

Nothing new, it`s the same old s**t
(KMFDM)
If it works this good, why f**k with it
(KMFDM)

Andy Selway, the master of skins
Frequently sounds screwing chicks behind bins
His hobbies include but aren`t limited to
Things you and I would rather not do

And here we have Jules, the king of guitar
He`s only home when he`s inside a bar
Rings and spikes and chains and tattoos
He breeds new lifeforms inside his shoes

This is the biscuit`s crux, solid rock against the flux
Ultra-heavy beat deluxe, KMFDM forever sucks

Here`s your voice from the underground
(KMFDM)
Get ready for another round
(KMFDM)

Nothing new, it`s the same old s**t
(KMFDM)
If it works this good, why f**k with it
(KMFDM)

I am Kapt`n K, the Korruptor of youth
My word is gospel of the honest truth
I am the Father of Industrial Rock
And if you don`t believe me, you can suck my glock

Love all

KMFDM