Yo, man I got some sick ass s**t
I got all kinds of Bongs, I got f**kin`
I got paramaxes, I got Graffix, I got all the dope s**t
I got superbowls, I got f**kin` skunk weed, I got skillz, listen
I`ll get me on the court, you know what I`m saying? I got skillz

Look I got crossovers, I got dimes, I got lobs, I got ups
I got all kinds of skillz, I got home boys, I got weed, I get high I`m f**kin`
I got dope remote control car with fat ass f**kin` whomper buds
F**kin` Varsity team, D Loc said represent

I gots the light if you gots the time
I gots the joint if you gots the rhyme
I gots the ink if you gots the papers
I gots the flow if you`ll catch the vapors
Crazy man

Suburban ebonics comin` out my mouth
Take a lesson bitch, boy I gots Kottonmouth
But your square nerdy asses won`t understand
So, yo, break `em off a fat ass piece man

Dirt Slang, it starts like this bro
I play dunk ball with the homies and I eat pink taco
714, bustin` up yo ass
Suburban white ebonics they don`t teach in class

It`s the psychedelic hip hop, punk rock, s**t
So let me tell you motherf**kers who your f**king with
Well I`m saint dog getin` spills my pills
When I gets lit I like to bark some s**t

Like it sucked up, cracked out, c**k eyed bitch
I only kick licks and I don`t shoot brick
I got you puzzled like the wrinkles on my scrotum sac
I got a gang a gear, I keep my kicks on a rack

From airwalks to bocks to docs to birkenstock
Top it all off with some old school socks
No wonder why your old lady rides my jock
I got her tied up like a boat to a dock

Yo, I twist up your mind with my wicked hog say
Uck, fay, ou, yay, umb, day, itch, bay
Aint, say, og, day, ever, nay, lays, pay
Now that`s the type of s**t comin` slurred from saint

Emergency, emergency, 911
Kottonmouth`s on the mic so you bitches better run

I gots the light if you gots the time
I gots the joint if you gots the rhyme
I gots the ink if you gots the papers
I gots the flow if you`ll catch the vapors
Crazy man, dirt slang