Diologue:

Oh, s**t, god damn, I almost hit that little punk rock kid
Aw s**t, god damn, what`s happening here?
Damn helicopters
And all I saw was some little skater kid come running by with a test tube
One of them glass ones
Oh man, i`ll check the news and find out what the hell`s happening here
F**kin` commercials, God Damn!

Radio:

This is Victoria Secretion reporting live from Orange County California
When just moments ago, officer Jack Meoff in our chopper in the sky
Spotted rapper D-Loc member of the infamous KOTTONMOUTH comittee
Skating eastbound on Yorba Linda Blvd.
D-Loc has been at large, and is wanted by press, parents, and authorities
For being a nuisance to society
Approach with caution
D-LOC could be under the influence of a mind altering substence



It`s me and my skate
S**t, this world of hate and confusion
I sweat all day to create an illusion
Or a fantasy, yeah that`s what you call it
You play to skate you be a bong tokin` alcoholic
Well this come true, so i grip the mic tightly
And when im rockin` the stage, my skates beside me
After the show you`ll catch me skatin` in the parking lot
Bustin` grinds and flips my board is all i got
To escape the realness of reality
I smoke a joint so i can cope with this insanity
They say sobriety`s the answer to society
I say its anarchy but they ain`t understanding me
I say it twice, but man just can`t relate
I guess its fate, my boards my mate
Just, just me and my skate

Radio:

In other breaking news
Reputed rapper Saint, also from the KOTTONMOUTH committee
Was caught by surveillance camera at JJ`s Liquor in the city of Orange
Making off with 2 cases of beer, one pint of booze, and a carton of cigarettes
The unemployed rapper has outstanding charges of drunken rowdiness, inciting
riots, and abusive behavior
Saint was last spotted on Beach Blvd. jumping from a moving vehicle under the
influence of alcohol.



Now i just got off the phone with Big Hoss up in prison
Thank God for freedom, hook the bitches out my chissum
Name is _ in many girlies conversations
But it gets complicated with the situation in your face
My name is Saint, the one the girlies flock fool
But don`t get mad, when you lady starts to jock me fool
`cause its mad you wanna beer like marijuana
She said, "Hi Saint, my name`s Do-Juana
Do wanna wanna wanna take me home?
Do wanna wanna wanna lay and bone?
But i get aggravated, mentally frusrated
When i act like chin straps `cause your boyfriends player hated
Left jab, right hook, then i knocked him out
I hate player haters so i pissed in his mouth

Radio:

Apparently local officals have turned the KOTTONMOUTH commitee case over to
the Federal Bureau of Investigations
The allusive orange county rappers, under the direction of TRIP DADDY X
Are saught in conection with a number of charges ranging from obscenity
Influecencing the minds of minors, fake IDs, lewd and crewd behavior
And demoralizing society
Right-wing religious zealots have apparently threatened to, quote
"Crucify those young punks"



Yo, i gotta scam with this ya know i gotta scam for that
The karma daddy spreads all good, but still i watch my back
Well i like the vibe, write a rhyme, to a funky phat track
I got the scam to get the green, a scam for a phat sack
Too many vices, insane extremities
I got no good solutions, or no quick remedies
Don`t wanna slave my life working at a 9 to 5
F**k flippin` burgers don`t wanna drop no fries
Don`t wanna move boxes, move s**t or sit behind a desk
Just wanna get up on the mic and let my skills start to flick
Addicted to the homegrown, fly girls and bass tones
I`m not a loser, look at you, don`t wanna be left alone
Additcted to the nicotine, a full time toker
Or more confused with mi vida loca
Late-night toker, indo smokas

Hey, Hey, Daddy X, Daddy X, Daddy X, Daddy X
Let your skills flex
Hey, Hey, Daddy X, Hey Daddy X
Put those fools in check

Live while you live, you gotta live your life while your here
Time is all i got, I wanna smoke the kind and guzzle beer
Fear of life at times, i guess but i ain`t got no time for that
I got to kick it chill, i got to kick it chill to max
So when you see Daddy X in your vacinity, pass the pipe, pass the J
Say what`s up, im out, peace

Me, Me and my skate
My skate, my mate my skate
Me, me and my skate
My mate in this world of hate

Radio:

After an all out man hunt by local and federal officals
The Kottonmouth committee still remains at large
Last spotted fleeing southbound on interstate 5 in a drop top volkswagon bug
Believed to be stolen from a trailer park complex earlier today
The young vandals are disturbing the peace and reportedly riding high
Thats` the local news for now, we`ll update you on the situation as it happens
I`m Victoria Secretions for KBUD, 420 on your dial
Now back to you Bob.