Don`t call me Rich,
Don`t call me George,
Just call me Cheeze,
Thats who I am!
Don`t call me Rich,
Don`t call me George,
Just call me Cheeze,
Thats who I am!
Don`t call me Rich,
Don`t call me George,
Just call me Cheeze,
Thats who I am!
Not Rich, not George, I`m Cheeze!

Civilized...
until the keg runs dry.
Heavy stride...
to drink from 9-5.
And then from 5-9.
Always drunk and going crazy.
Always drunk and going crazy,
You`d better believe it.

Don`t call me Rich,
Don`t call me George,
Just call me Cheeze,
Thats who I am!
Don`t call me Rich,
Don`t call me George,
Just call me Cheeze,
Thats who I am!
Don`t call me Rich,
Don`t call me George,
Just call me Cheeze,
Thats who I am!
Not Rich, not George, I`m Cheeze!

Chesterfield....
where the kegs never dry.
It`s always filled.
Have another beer or fear.
Have another beer or two.
He`ll show you his cheese tattoo.
Always drunk and going crazy,
You`d better believe it.

Don`t call me Rich,
Don`t call me George,
Just call me Cheeze,
Thats who I am!
Don`t call me Rich,
Don`t call me George,
Just call me Cheeze,
Thats who I am!
Don`t call me Rich,
Don`t call me George,
Just call me Cheeze,
Thats who I am!
Not Richard Allen George, I`m Cheeze!

Aye, aye, aye, aye!
Sinco-de-Mustache!
The kids that are hip,
they grow hair on their lip.
They don`t have a razor,
they don`t give a s**t.
They grow, and grow, and grow...
So let your mustache show!
Oh! Yea!