My guy is really something, he`s sensitive and shy
My guy is such a bumpkin, it doesn`t take much to make him cry
If you hurt someone helpless, it`s like taking away all his toys
He`s just a cry baby boy

My guy is sentimental, he`s always feeling blue
He can be so temperamental and I don`t know what I should do
If you step on a little bug he cries all over the floor
He`s just a cry baby bore

I don`t want to hurt his feelings
But his outbursts have me really booing all the time
If I turn out like him, I think I`m gonna cry, baby, la, la, la la la, la
He`s such a cry baby, la, la, la la la, la

And I`ll tell you something else
My guy is such a wet noodle, he`s always teary-eyed
He acts like a real c**k-a-doodle, he can`t even tell you why
If you just play him a sappy song, he acts like his doggie just died
He`s just a cry baby guy

No kidding, oh dear
My guy is such a whiner, he`s worse than baddie so
A c**kroach seen in the diner and the tears flow out of the blue
And if I ask him to knock it off, he goes and cries in the can
He`s such a cry baby, man

I don`t want to hurt his feelings
But his outbursts have me really booing all the time
If I turn out like him, I think I`m gonna cry, baby, la, la, la la la, la
He`s such a cry baby, la, la, la la la, la
I love a cry baby, la, la, la la la, la
He`s such a cry baby, la, la, la la la, la

Would you knock it off, please? Thank you