You`re looking for the one who f**ked your Mom
It`s not me, it`s not me
You`re looking for the one who made you cry
That`s not me, that`s not me

If you wanna stuff your garbage in that hole
Oh, baby I`m your man of the hour
You think the world`s got the evil eye on you
That`s not true, that`s not true

The only one I see causing major pain
Is just you, it`s just you
If you wanna spank your demons and make them pay
Then baby I`m your man of the hour

Some people go to bed with Lucifer
Then they cry when they don`t greet the day with God
I know life`s a bummer, baby
But that`s got precious little to do with me

You think you`ve found the one most like yourself
And that`s me, yeah that`s me
You`re sure we`ve known each other all our lives
That could be, that could be

If you wanna spank your demons and make them pay
Then baby I`m your man of the hour
Some people go to bed with Lucifer
Then they cry, cry, cry when they don`t greet the day with God

I know life`s a bummer, baby
But that`s got precious little to do with me
I know life`s a bummer, baby
But that`s got nothing at all to do with me

I needed a small vacation
So they put me on a train
They called it `Rehabilitation`
Oh, but here I am again

It`s against my second nature
Aw not to chase you down that hole
I need a fistful of medication
Just to keep it in my pants

Ain`t nothing like it

You`re looking for the one who f**ked your Mom
It`s not me, it`s not me
You`re looking for the one who made you cry
It`s not me, that`s not me

If you wanna spank your demons and make them pay
Then baby I`m your man of the hour
Some people go to bed with Lucifer
Then they cry, cry, cry when they don`t greet the day with God

I know life`s a bummer, baby
But that`s got precious little to do with me
I know life`s a bummer, baby
But that`s got damn nothing at all to do with me