Spent a million dollars on Amphetamines
Crashed a lot of cars
F**ked all the stupid stars in Hollywood
Because I could, because we could

So you loved to hate us in your private jets
Funny, how you bitched and moaned
`Cause you got fat and rich
And when I`m dead, all you`ll put on my headstone is that

I`m so fake, I`m a dirty little bastard
Fake, I was always so plastered
Fake, so why you say it`s true?
Looks like I`m fake just like you

Fake, I`m a dirty little whore
Fake, I`m everything and more
Looks like I`m fake just like, just like you

Fake, fake, fake

40 million records and going strong
Never won a Grammy
Still won`t play along in Hollywood
Like we should

And I`m so fake, I`m a dirty little bastard
Fake, I was always so plastered
Fake, so you say it`s true
Looks like I`m fake just like you

Fake, I`m a dirty little whore
Fake, I`m everything and more
Looks like I`m fake just like you

My diamond rings and cocaine binges
All strung out on your syringes
I sold my soul while you sold records
I have been your slave forever

What are you fat cats doing anyway?
Take our money and flush it down the drain

You`re so fake, you`re a dirty little bastard
Fake, you`re always so plastered
Fake, so you say it`s true
Looks like I`m a fake like you

Fake, you`re a dirty little whore
Fake, you`re always such a bore
Fake, so you say it`s true
Looks like I`m fake like you

I`m so fake, I`m a dirty little bastard
Fake, I was always so plastered
Fake, so you say it`s true
Looks like I`m fake just like you

Fake, I`m a dirty little whore
Fake, I`m everything and more
Fake, so you say it`s true
Looks like I`m fake just like

Looks like I`m fake just like
Looks like I`m fake just like
Just like you