This ain`t no sucka for love s**t
This ain`t no Huxtable kisses and hug s**t, first night we f**k s**t
And don`t call the next day, this a thug`s wedding day
In love? Will we make it? Let us pray

In a Limo, my ni**as, my father, my brothers
Everybody in tuxes gettin` blunted
Hard Bottasmov costumes, this ain`t no act, though
Factual, the pimp shall scoop no more

Yes, I`m absolutely sure
I know that she love me, I know that she faithful
We spoke on a prenuptial agreement `cuz Will and Jada ain`t need it
Spoke on eloping but then I dreaded the thought

`Cuz she deserves Cinderella`s Ball and the whole s**t
But know this, you f**kin` wit a slit ya throat quick
Vehicular explosions, cigar smokin`
Dark-minded, chart climbin`, well-spoken

Safer world of broke men to rich ones
Throw them phone numbers away `cuz this is it, hun
Headed to the Chapel, my ni**as laughin`
And it`s bafflin` `cuz just a year ago

It`s weird, though, I knew I`d get married
To who? I knew not, thought of snatchin` Halle up from the dreadlock
Pumpin` Sade, my head knot
Finally, I met the perfect bitch, pardon my French, rephrase that

Someone who made my heart stop, couldn`t wait to blaze that
Tired of hoppin` from honey to honey
HIV spreadin`, everybody bump the same bunnies
The game`ll put ni**as in they graves

Right before they part ways with the street
I want a son to greet every mornin`
Daughters and more sons tickle my feet
Wife smilin`, tellin` me it`s time to eat, I`m gettin` married

Say hello to the man, goodbye to the gigolo
It was difficult for me to find a chick I want
Say hello to the man, goodbye to the gigolo
It was difficult for me to find a chick I want
Say hello to the man, goodbye to the gigolo
It was difficult for me to find a chick I want

It was my dream for my queen to put the ring on the ride
Even Martin Luther King had a fling on the side
That`s what the negative ones say
Knew my wedding would be one day but quickly is this day

I know the hoes gonna miss me
Lookin` at old photos, sayin, "Damn, he used to twist me"
Start chokin` up since I woke up
Bachelor Party was crazy, tryin` hard just to sober up

Father, saw me in a daze, nudged me with his left arm
Told me how him and moms went to City Hall, dressed norm`
Said, she would love me Oswald Boateng
Customized in London by guys who suit up kings

Gov`, you got the ring, Jung`, you behave
Maxwell, he gon` sing, invited Lauryn Hill and the gang
Baltimore, North Cacky`, Mississippi
Family packed in, my ni**a, L is crazy tipsy

Spilled Pepsi on the cuff links, ginger ale got it out
Walked in the church, just all big to thug it out
My girl walked in glistenin`, different stones
`Bout to go from my fiance to Mrs. Jones

That`s a union that nobody can touch
I gotta be cool wit` ya crazy aunts and uncles
`Cuz I love you much `cuz you put up wit my s**t
Court cases, baby mommas

I make a honest woman outta you yet
Everybody starin` at you, I`m at the alter, standin`
Heart poundin` out my chest like a cannon
I`m happy, one of my groom`s men

Under the music says, "Don`t do it"
But they just joke, some crew s**t
They playin, I`m gleeful, I`m stayin`
I`m stayin` vows that are all true
"Will you take music as your wedded wife?" "I do"
Sike, this ain`t about music, y`all know who I`m talkin` to
Gettin` married

Say hello to the man, goodbye to the gigolo
It was difficult for me to find a chick I want
Say hello to the man, goodbye to the gigolo
It was difficult for me to find a chick I want
Say hello to the man, goodbye to the gigolo
It was difficult for me to find a chick I want
Gettin` married