I just came out of the motherf**kin` old school
Got my Mac notebook with the Pro tools
Ya bitches ain`t ready for Nicki Lewinsky
Bad woof, woof, flyer then a Frisbee

So I`m up in mid L.A. eating mangoes
Keep a couple Pink Toes in my sandals
Got some bangles all over my ankles
Such a star they say I`m a Star Spangle

B-b-banner, I am the rap Hannah
M-m-montana, so fix your antenna
I keep three ho`s but don`t call me Santa
And I am flyer then reindeer in the winter
(In the winter)

So I got a bad bitch mentality
`Cause I just came from another galaxy
I be with the President up in the White House
If we in the Oval Office then it`s lights out

`Cause I am the wicked witch, I`m` the Nickster
And I keep a bad bitch I`m a Jickster
But I leave her in a second for a thick girl
Rock star, little mama with a guitar

I am Nicki L-M-O-Winsky
I mean, my name ring bells like Tinky
I mean, Tinker, tell that niqga link her
`Cause I`m` lookin` for some good brains from a thinker

1-2, 3rd floor, hospital bound
Niqgas is doors and I knock niqgas down
Straight jacket crooked, I hear you lookin`
I promise I`m hard and I swear you pussy

I ain`t crazy, no, yes, I am
Right up in the coo-coo nest I land
I`m fly now eat my bird s**t
Yeah, I`m crazy, I`m crazy `bout your bitch

Wild animal on my bewildered s**t
I love brain so I`m looking for a nerd bitch
It`s` Nicki Minaj, the superb witch
And Weezy F. Baby, No Weezy F. Crazy