Why do I keep scratching
Scratching my balls?
I don`t like this feeling
I don`t like it at all

`Cause I got crabs
I got crabs, I got crabs
I got those little f**kers biting
And sucking my blood

There`s crab eggs in my bed
They`re in the carpet too
I`ll go down to the store
Buy A200 shampoo

I got rid of them, I got all of them
They won`t be back
Wait a second, what is this
Itching in my crack?

I got crabs
I got crabs, I got crabs
I got those little f**kers biting
And sucking my blood

I got crabs
I got crabs, I got crabs
I got those little f**kers biting
And sucking my blood