All the way from Palm Springs, just out of detox.
Show him a warm welcome, let`s get some applause.

Greetings all, hello. Welcome to my show.
I`m sure you`ll have fun watching me juggle
8 balls at one time, I`m no f**king mime.
I play practical jokes, this squirting flower.
That wasn`t flour that blew up your nose.
It`s my special blend of Ex, Coke and K.
You should be okay in several hours.

He`s got oversized shoes, and ill fitting clothes.
That is real blood dripping from his fake red nose.

I`m Cokie the Clown.
I will drag you down those 12 giant steps.
I brought you all presents.
Against good judgement, but being a good host.
You all have been dosed, the kettle corns been laced.
The punch has been lined you`re having a great time,
but you might not recall from the heminol
in the lemonade, Cokie homemade...

He`s the happiest clown with the biggest frown.
He`s Cokie the Clown