Talking about the Moron Bros`, tattooed fingers, tattooed toes
They`re idiots, losers, they`re sc**
Taking advantage of everyone, you`re a dog, they`re your fleas
Doing everything they can to spread disease

Take your beer, take your drugs
Leave with you microscopic bugs
Their company is something you won`t miss
Your ice trays are filled with piss

They are the Moron Brothers, don`t get along with others
They are the Moron Brothers, don`t get along with others
They`ll whine, they`ll bitch, they`ll f**k you if you`re rich
They`ll leach, they`ll latch, they itch, you can`t scratch

They`ll ink your face, tape your eyelids closed
Tabasco`s in your mouth, mustard up your nose
Your head is shaved, think the worst has passed
Try to move your leg, put you in a cast, yeah

They are the Moron Brothers, don`t get along with others
They are the Moron Brothers, don`t get along with others
They may not go down in history but they`ll go down on your sisters
And your mama and your father, oh
Gonna hung with him