We wrote this song, it`s not too short, not too long
It`s got back-up voc`s in just the right places
It`s got a few oohs and ahhs
It takes a little pause
Just before I sing the anthem

Please play this song on the radio
Almost every line is sung on time
Almost every verse ends in a rhyme
The only problem we had was writing enough words
But that`s okay because the chorus is coming up again now

Please play this song on the radio
Please play this song on the radio

Right about this time
Some s**thead will be drawin’ a fat f**king line
Over the title on the back sleeve, what an asshole
So Mr. DJ, I hope you already made your segway
Or the FCC is gonna take a s**t right on your head
Can`t play this song on the radio