Crazier than GG, more PC than Ian
Got colored teeth like Johnny, exudes a vicious disposition
His hair sticks out like Colin`s did, he jumps
Similar to Spring a yeah, he points his middle finga

Not just the singer in the band
Voted biggest asshole, and role model of the year
Got a face like Charles Bronson, straight outta Green Bay Wisconsin
Not just a singer in the band

He`ll puke on you, he`ll f**k your mom
He`ll smoke while huffing gas
He was the punkest mother f**ker I ever did see
“Ah, hell he`s even more punk than me”

He should`ve been on the cover, he should`ve been on the cover
He should`ve been on the cover of Punk and Disorderly