The first time I saw the descendents, they were the fastest band I`d ever seen
No one in the crowd really cared for them, we were waiting for the ally cats to play
After a couple months I heard kabuki girl, on rodney on the roo late sunday night
That was enough for me, I hopped the bus to licorice pizza and baught my all time favorite record

The next time I went to the whiskey, it was doa with millions of dead cops
The latter band played faster than I could believe
But the songs sounded the same and kinda sucked
`cept john wayne was a nazi, and joey s**thead was a drunk
Then john macias beat some hippie to a pulp, `cause having long hair was a mistake

The third time I went to the hospital, I needed 13 stitches in my head
I managed to catch about 6 songs of ill repute, then some suicidal threw me into a post
My girlfriend started to cry `cause we had to leave before dri played 50 lousy songs
My blood stained shirt smelled of clove cigarettes
But it sure looked pretty cool after a wash