Spit it out, suck it in
Let that genius flow
All the answers to all the questions
There`s nothing you don`t know

Experience is an asset
When you`ve done most anything
Just call it intuition
Just call it anything!

Watch him fade
The jack of all trades
Backed against the wall!
Watch him fade
He`s quite afraid
To contradict it all!

I know you like a book
I know all the lies
I know, that you know
Your mouth is catchin` flies

Blank expression, a burnt out bulb
A thimble full of wit
Endless stories never follow
In short you`re full of s**t

Watch him fade
The jack of all trade
Backed against that wall
To an all but captive audience
Watch out!
Here it comes!
Brainfade!

Take a minute to think
Brainfade!
Stop flappin` your gums
Brainfade!
You`re gettin` in deep
Brainfade!
And I`m fallin` asleep

When you`re talkin` to me
Brainfade!
It`s easy to see
Brainfade!
That what comes outta your mouth
Brainfade!
I can`t believe!

Hey you know, you ain`t gonna believe
This is what really happened last night
Vegas, I went out there, I went, I lost a hundred bucks
I go all the way back to the RV, right?
I get back, I don`t even drink any times

I got another hundred bucks, I didn`t wanna be screwed up
I finally won all my money back
Unbelievable by the way
What the hell did you guys do with all the towels?
I`m gonna have to explain this to the desk clerk

Brainfade!

Spit it out, suck it in
Let that genius flow
All the answers to all the questions
There`s nothing you don`t know

Blank expression, a burnt out bulb
A thimble full of wit
Endless stories never follow
In short you`re full of s**t!

Watch him fade
The jack of all trades
Backed against the wall!
Watch him fade
He`s quite afraid
He`ll contradict it all!

Watch him fade
The jack of all trades
Up against that wall!
Watch him fade
He`s quite afraid
He`ll contradict it all!