I went down to the guitar store
And I bought myself some things
Then I went home to fix this guitar
To see if it could sing

When I got done I plugged it in
But it made no sound at all
So I was gettin` pretty pissed
And I plugged it into the wall

Guess it`s not a singing type
It would rather yell and spit.
If you don`t think you`ll like this guitar
Then you`re really askin` for s**t

`Cause when I get mad, I get red
And then I start to steam
And this guitar is gonna f**k your face
`Cause it knows how to scream

Hi, I`m Bill
I was the one who did the cover art
For the Stone`s Sucking in the 70`s LP