Hello, did you miss me?
I know, I`m hard to resist
Y`all can come and help me
Pick the sweet corn out of this
It`s hard to be humble
When you`re so f**kin` big
Did you ever meet a sexier
Male chauvinist pig?

I`m gonna milk you `til I turn it into cheese
Tear your bitten arms and know it
Please, come take a piece of me, ohh

If you drop me
I`ll fall to pieces on ya
If you don`t see me
I don`t exist
It`s nice to meet you
Now let me go and wash my hands
`Cause you just met
The world`s most handsome man
The world`s most handsome man

Y`all know, who I am?
I`m still the boy next door
That`s if you`re Lord Litchfield and I`m Roger Moore
Have I gone up in the world
Or has the world gone down on me?
I`m the one who put the Brits in celebrity

Give in and love it
What`s the point in hating me
You can`t argue with popularity
We could, but you`d be wrong, ohh

If you drop me
I`ll fall to pieces on ya
If you don`t need me
I don`t exist
You voted for me
Now let me see a show of hands
Here before you stands

Can you make me laugh and sign this autograph
Though it`s not for me?
Clip and grin, shake and frame, name and shame
Then I`m outta here
It`s not very complicated
I`m just young and overrated, ooo

Please don`t drop me
I`ll fall to pieces on ya
If you don`t see me
I don`t exist
It`s nice to meet you
Now let me go and wash my hands
Here before you stands

Please, don`t drop me
I`ll fall to pieces on ya
If you don`t need me
I don`t exist
It`s nice to meet you
Now let me see a show of hands
`Cause you just met
The world`s most handsome man
The world`s most handsome man
The world`s most handsome man
The world`s most handsome man