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It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth penis

The Captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn`t fit to shovel s**t
From one place to another

Friggin` in the riggin`
Friggin` in the riggin`
Friggin` in the riggin`
There was f**k all else to do

Captain`s name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he`d play
With his f**kin` organ

The first mate`s name was Cooper
By Christ, he was a trooper
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor

Friggin` in the riggin`
Friggin` in the riggin`
Friggin` in the riggin`
There was f**k all else to do

The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his c**k on a jagged rock
For c**ming in the brandy

The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a f**kin` nipper
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circ**cised the skipper

Friggin` in the riggin`
Friggin` in the riggin`
Friggin` in the riggin`
There was f**k all else to do

Friggin` in the riggin`
Friggin` in the riggin`
Friggin` in the riggin`
There was f**k all else to do

The Captain`s wife was Mabel
To f**k, she wasn`t able
So the dirty s**ts, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table

The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
And by her squeals we knew the eels
Had found her sexual quarters

Friggin` in the riggin`
Friggin` in the riggin`
Friggin` in the riggin`
There was f**k all else to do

Friggin` in the riggin`
Friggin` in the riggin`
Friggin` in the riggin`
There was f**k all else to do

Friggin` in the riggin`
Friggin` in the riggin`
Friggin` in the riggin`
There was f**k all else to do
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