She said, "I need sometime to find myself
I need a little space to think
And maybe we should start seeing other people
Baby, things are moving way too fast for me"
So I picked up what was left of my pride
And I, I put on my walking shoes
And I got up on that high road
And I did what any gentleman would do

I um, I got a brand new girlfriend!
We went and jumped off the deep end
Flew out to LA for the weekend
Spent the whole day lyin` on a beach
Wearin` nothin` but a smile
Playin` kissy-kissy smoochy-smoochy
Talkin` mooshy-mooshy ‘bout nothin`
Man I think I`m onto somethin`
Because I feel just like a kid again
I got a brand new girlfriend

I love it when she calls me buttercup
She laughs and says I left the toilet seat up
She pops the top for me, a cold beer
And says my buddy`s always welcome here
When I get hungry she takes me out
I ridin` shotgun like a S**tzu hound
My tails a waggin` my tongue`s hangin` out
It makes me wanna shout

I got a brand new girlfriend
We went and jumped off the deep end
Flew out to LA for the weekend
Spent the whole day lyin` on a beach
Wearin` nothin` but a smile
Playin` kissy-kissy smoochy-smoochy
Talkin` mooshy-mooshy ‘bout nothin`
Man I think I`m onto somethin`
You know I feel just like a kid again
I got a brand new girlfriend

Woo! Cute cute cute

She likes to write our names in the sand
She`s hearing wedding bells and making plans
She`s gonna hang around a while I guess
And she hadn`t even told me she loves me yet

I got a brand new girlfriend
We went and jumped off the deep end
We fly to LA for the weekend
Spend the whole day lyin` on a beach
Wearin` nothin` but a smile
Playin` kissy-kissy smoochy-smoochy
Talkin` mooshy-mooshy ‘bout nothin`
Man I think I`m onto somethin`
You know I feel just like a kid again
I got a brand new girlfriend
She makes me feel just like a kid again
I gotta brand new girlfriend