Give me back my wig
Honey, let your head go bald
Give me back my wig
Honey, let your head go bald
You really had no business
Honey, buyin' no wig at all

Give me back that wig
Honey, let your head go bald
Give me back that wig
Honey, let your head go bald
You really had no business
Honey, buyin' no wig at all

Give me back my wig
Honey, let your head go bald
Give me back that wig
Honey, let your head go bald
You really had no business
Honey, buyin' no wig at all