Dacw hi, a`i gwyneb mewn poen
There she is, her face screwed up in pain
Mae hi newydd gael ei phigo gan byr ar ei chroen
She`s just been stung by a bee on her skin
Mae`n gafael mewn papur cyf**os a`i daro ar y wal
She picks up a rolled newspaper then hits the wall
Mae`n gadael gwennynen ar ?ydd yn sicr wedi ei dal
Revealing a squashed up old wasp that has definitely been caught

Mae hi`n ddoniol
She`s so funny
(Mae hi`n ddoniol)
(She`s so funny)
Mae`n sylwi pob dim
She sees everything
(Mae`n sylwi pob dim)
(She sees everything)
Ac mae`n medru gweld
And she has eyes
Drwy gefn ei phen
On the back of her head
Dim dioloch i`r drefn
No thanks to the Feds

Mae`n fore iau ac mae`n mynd i`r gwaith
Thursday morning on her way to work
Wrth gau ei drws mae hi`n tynnu at saith
As she closes her door it`s coming up to seven
Wrth gau ei ch?hag yr oerni mae hi`n colli pishyn punt
Whilst wrapping her coat from the cold she loses a pound coin
Mae`n ei bigo o fyny yn syth cyn troi n? mewn i`r gwynt
She picks it up with no hesitation and turns back into the wind

Mae hi`n ddoniol
She`s so funny
(Mae hi`n ddoniol)
(She`s so funny)
Mae`n sylwi pob dim
She sees everything
(Mae`n sylwi pob dim)
(She sees everything)
Ac mae`n medru gweld
And she has eyes
Drwy gefn ei phen
On the back of her head
Dim dioloch i`r drefn
No thanks to the Feds

Mae hi`n ddoniol
She`s so funny
(Mae hi`n ddoniol)
(She`s so funny)
Mae`n sylwi pob dim
She sees everything
(Mae`n sylwi pob dim)
(She sees everything)
Mae hi`n ddoniol
She`s so funny
(Mae hi`n ddoniol)
(She`s so funny)
Neith hi chwerthin ar ddim
She`ll laugh at nothing
(Neith hi chwerthin ar ddim)
(She`ll laugh at nothing)
Mae hi`n ddoniol
She`s so funny
(Mae hi`n ddoniol)
(She`s so funny)
Mae`n sylwi pob dim
She sees everything
(Mae`n sylwi pob dim)
(She sees everything)
Ac mae`n medru gweld
And she has eyes
Drwy gefn ei phen
On the back of her head
Dim dioloch i`r drefn
No thanks to the Feds
Unwaith drachefn
Once more I guess
Amen