Let`s have sex with strangers in the men`s room
We could do it and not get caught
Burn down the house where the metal kids live
All the Hendrix posters going up in flames

Let`s have sex without birth control
Sell our offspring to some dirty old men
Let`s play Big Black at 3 A.M.
And tell the neighbors they can all get f**ked

Coming over the first hill
I felt my body jerk
The attendant did not strap me in
I`m sure that I am gonna die

This is my last roller coaster ride
This is my last roller coaster ride
This is my last ride

Down the street, there`s an accident
I hear that the bodies can still be seen
Let`s call the sheriff a c**ksucker
See if he`s read `The Killer Inside Me`

Let`s have sex with pit bulls
Maybe pollute their blood line
Little Timmy`s in the sandbox
At the daycare center run by ex-cons

Coming over the first hill
I felt my body jerk
The attendant did not strap me in
I see the loop is up ahead

This is my last roller coaster ride
This is my last roller coaster ride
This is my last ride

Let`s burn it down and knock it over
Let`s have sex with it or leave it alone
3-D Jesus by my bedside
Talks to me when it`s late at night

I thought I left you in Sri Lanka
Working the desk at the Sex Hotel
For Christ`s sake
Why isn`t Bob Hope dead yet?

Coming over the first hill
I felt my body jerk
The attendant did not strap me in
I feel the track below my feet

This is my last roller coaster ride
This is my last roller coaster ride
This is my last ride