She said, "Picture this, you and I
On a magic carpet ride
Covering your living room floor"

She said, "Picture this, you and I
On a magic carpet ride
Covering your living room floor"

I said, "You bring out my terrible
It's oh, so wonderful
I can be the first-class passion
That you're lookin' for
I'm your number one all time fan"

In my good graces, you're a bad influence
Keep me a heartbeat shy of an ambulance
Little mischievous, remain devious
Keep me a heartbeat shy of an ambulance

She trembled, "Take me now
Knock me out, navigate my filthy mouth
Nurse my naughty back to life"

I said, "You unleash my episodes
Crack my moral code
Desperately delicious
In your housewife glass life"

I'm your number one all time fan

In my good graces, you're a bad influence
Keep me a heartbeat shy of an ambulance
Little mischievous, remain devious
Keep me a heartbeat shy of an ambulance

I'm your number one all time fan
It would be my honor
To get down with your open hand

In my good graces, you're a bad influence
Keep me a heartbeat shy of an ambulance
Little mischievous, remain devious
Keep me a heartbeat shy of an ambulance

Oh, and you're a bad influence
Keep me a heartbeat shy of an ambulance
You're a bad influence
Keep me a heartbeat shy of an ambulance