"Gee mister you got the best answering machine message I ever heard"
drags me round all day just like a ball
on a chain or a tooth pain when I confess...
I`m just a mess

do I have to take this s**t from you every time I
look your way or say "HEY! it`s about time
you show me yours and I`ll show you mine"
and I hope you can keep that turd eating grin of yours
upon your face when you find that you`re thrown to one side
`cos no-one likes a rotten roller coaster ride

CHORUS:
`cos she`s the kind of girl who`ll take your heart
and leave you feeling worse than you did at the start
`cos she`s a headf**k, my baby is a headf**k


in a bygone age engaged in the passion trip
a final score was required just to make it worthwhile
all the patience and the wasted time

for it seems today the play [did mutate into] a movie scene
where the aim is to get the best line
crashing heads for the second time

CHORUS:
`cos she`s the kind of girl who`ll break your mind
and make an easy meal of the sensitive kind
`cos she`s a headf**k, my baby is a headf**k

(oh no... day tripper, prick teaser yeah)

(doo... wop-wop a-oo...)
so a parting word to those young unfortunates who
cannot get to sleep `til one little snake uncurls
raise a glass to the Underworld!

(doo... wop-wop a...)
you can try all week and still keep on waiting
it`s a messed up, stressed out, loss situation where pearls
end up changing into headf**k girls

CHORUS:
`cos she`s the kind of girl who`ll steal your smile
and chuck it over there on the rest of the pile
`cos she`s a headf**k, my baby is a headf**k (x3)
headf**k me!

(head f**k (x10))

(...nice knowing...)