Your dad can suck my cock if he can come and play
Your mom can to touch my dick every single f**king day
With the fingers on my hand, your brother he will buckle
For another dollar f**king do it to your uncle
It's a hot damn day down in California
It's a grand old way in California
If you come and play, I just gotta warn ya

You can take a dump on my chest if it's okay
Just don't take a piss in someone's mouth when you're away
I jack myself to sleep every night, I'll have a dozen
I'll let you watch the show when I'm pooping on your cousin
It's a fun, hard day in California
It's a grand old day in California
Can you come play here in California?
California, this is California
We f**k in California

It's a fun, hard day up in California
It's a grand old day up in California
Can you come play here in California?
California, this is California
We f**k in California

And this is California
And this is California
We f**k in California
And this is California
We f**k in California
We f**k in California
Cause this is California