[Madrox]
I was looking for some shoes, and some brand new shorts
And took a minute to relax, with some snacks in the food
court
I was half way finished, with my value meal
When I spotted this little cutie, with some sex appeal
I winked at her, she gave me a look like I`m a booger
I thought "Bitch, I`d rather spend my money on a hooker"
Then a bright idea, ran across my mind
If I could swipe a manikin, I`d have a freak all the time
No listening to her lip, no putting up with her s**t
No having her act a fool, the way them bitches get
So I hid in the clothes rack, at "Frederick`s of Hollywood"
And waited until they closed, and it was all good
I snatched this little fine ass, strawberry blonde
With her ass jutted out, with nothin` but some sale panties on
Alarms rang out, I ran to the ride
And stuffed my new, lifeless sex friend, quickly inside

[Chorus x2]
I love a manikin, should I be panicking
I don`t know what`s happening, but I love her
I`m taking her home

[Violent J]
I went to this little traveling, carnival deal
Nothing but a few games, a ferris wheel
Haunted house, bumper cars, and a wax museum
I went through it once, I`ll never be the same
She was waxy, sexy, smooth, and scratchable
Hourglass titties, and ass was unmatchable
I waited for us to be alone, and I kissed her
Licked her wax neck, and started caressing her
She don`t get old, rosy red and pretty
I`m sneaking her out of here, and taking her with me
To my trailer in the woods, I laid her down gently
I bent her arm upwards, accidentally
I took a box cutter and I made an incision
I carved out a little hole in her, for the neden
It hit it, then I set her toes on fire
And cried, watching her slowly expire

[Chorus x2]

[Monoxide]
Everyday I see her, when I`m riding to work
Look in the window, just a little shirt and short skirt
Her eyes follow me, whereever I go
And she`s always in some brand new clothes, and a new pose
Banging ass, and not a wrinkle to be found
With a face like a doll, and she never makes a sound
I bet she likes to talk, when she gets f**ked
But then she`d probably never shut the f**k up, with my luck
She always seems so happy when I`m around
And if it wasn`t for this window, we`d be f**king on the ground
I wanna take her ass home for keeps, she never sleeps
I don`t even think I seen her off her feet
Tonight`s the night, that I`ma get her
I can`t even take it anymore, when I see her, I start to shiver
Lip quiver, with the butterfly stomach
Leave the truck going, I`ma just grab her and start running

[Chorus]

[Break (x2, Once during the chorus)]
Wanna touch her
She`s in my dreams
Wanna hold her, kiss her
I`m taking her home
She`s not real
But I feel like I need her in my arms tonight, wrong or right
I`m taking her home