[Intro: Dr. TC]
Tyler you obviously have some f**king problems
And this is the end of this session, let's anything else you've gotta say?

[Verse 1]
Mom is getting jealous I see my manager more
Than I see her before, I go on tour and it hurts
I miss the days when this was fun but now it turned into work
And getting legal, so now I got to watch the shit that I blurt out
My friends are turning into opposites
Because my life is turning into opposite of sloppy wrist
And all the bitches who forgot about me want to ride my dick
Harder than the white kids that copy shit
Ending it is all I f**king think about, that's the shit I think about
All alone, bawling 'til my mothaf**kin' eyes bleed
See, he's a leader in person and smile, shit gets disgursting
When there's no person around, talking discussion shit, man
F**k, I'm putting myself at a distance
For instance, my best friend is now my f**king assistant
Ni**as saying "Free Earl" without even knowin' him
See, they're missing the new album, I'm missing my only friend

[Interlude]
When I say Odd, y'all say Future
Odd.. Uh-uh, that shit's corny as f**k
(Tyler, you're doin' good. You have a cult following, you're-)
To these white kids?

[Verse 2]
Charbroiled ni**er on these dark beats
Nauseous with the Nazis but it's normal what the cops see
Awesome at his concert, but he never had a pop, see
Mommy was a living single queen with a lat ti
So while my wallets piling with some symbolic colored paper
I lace her, cause she gave me such a lot at such a young age
20, why didn't she get that abortion?
Probably cause that motherf**kin embryo was morphing
Into a Grammy winning schizophrenic f**king orphan
Oops, I mean bastard, a skinny ass disaster
Mom works hard, still working on her masters
Son lies about, taking classes at community college
Just to record some bullshit he calls Bastard
Start a f**kin cult, clash his talents in a brash way
Before he even had a mustache and cash
And all I got was a f**kin' shitty article in Thrasher

[Interlude]
Alright, just calm down (That ain’t shit, man)
Now don’t- don’t- don’t make yourself seem
Guilty. That- that article was great (No f**k that, ni**a-)
Your beating yourself up and your living the f**kin'
Life right now, okay? When I was your age, I would have
Loved to be f**kin' doing the things that your doing right now
(F**k that…f**k all this shit-)
You- you- you act like I’m not here
(Your not!-)
Your aren’t exactly who you’re supposed to be talking to
You don’t f**kin' help me with shit
You don’t help me with shit! F**K!
(mumbling) Yeah, you get that- that- you wouldn’t do that-
F**K YOU!– you wouldn’t- F**K YOU!– you wouldn’t shoot their friend
OH F**KIN' F**K! (That’s fine, it’s not your fault)
I KILLED MY F**KIN' FRIENDS! F**K!
I’m gonna need security in here, and…uh- (gunna need some…inaudible)
F**K! I DIDN’T F**KIN' SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT!
I’M NOT- I’M NOT F**KIN' CRAZY!
I’M A F**KIN TABLE!(Yes, come quick. He’s losing it.) I’M A F**KIN' TABLE NO
I'm not crazy, I'm a f**king table, I'm a f**king table!
F**k this shit (Tyler, calm down!)

[Verse 3]
I'mma grab the Nina and find a nice arena
Cause I can’t even choose between Ortega or Sabrina
And I’m not even human, I’m a body shaped demon
With some semen in my sack and some problems in the back
And a life that’s fill with crap, and a finger filled with hate
And a gat that’s filled with love, now let opposites attract
I can finally be one like a marriage in a church
But this marriage has a hearse and the parents of the one
That’s getting married has a curse and it’s made up inside of him
Too late to reimburse but, wait it gets worse
All the guests that’s in the church, all decided to disperse
So there was nobody who could stop the wedding with converse
So they tied the knot, now it’s too late to reverse
This arrangement (Yes it is) and the nurse is amazed at the hurt
That he was painting but it was obvious in all the photos
He was paining, now a bunch of whispering immerse
And then the nurse blurts
(What the f**k is his problem, here, we have two doses to give him, here)
Why didn’t anybody ask him first? (I’ve been asking you this whole time)
Because nobody gave a f**k

[Outro: Dr. TC]
Someone gave a f**k Tyler
And, uh, the person that gave a f**k was me
See, you’re not, going crazy, it’s me, I’m your best friend Tyler
I know everything, I know everything about you
You’ve been helping yourself this whole time
Your friends, they’re just figments of your imagination
Dr. TC, see Tyler, I’m your conscience
I’m Tron Cat, I’m Ace, I’m Wolf Haley, I’m... (Me)